Dear Houston,
Please learn to use your fucking turn signals before I rear end one of you. It’s really doing a number on my break pads.
Thanks!
Much love,
Pauline
PS – After having to drive a Chevy Trailblazer (it was the only rental they had), I now understand why people pay out the ass for gas to drive these. [...]

I-10 is the shittiest freeway…ever.
My puppy likes to eat shit. Literally. Shit. The kind that comes from another dog’s butt.
Apple will always shit on you by releasing the latest iPod, iPhone, or iComputer one week after you buy/get yours.
That said, those new iPods are going to be the shit.
The shitty parking in downtown [...]