Uh…I haven’t slept in 28 hours. So yeah…screw this.
[2 days later...]
I saw 300 this weekend (in IMAX, no less) and I only have one complaint from this movie. Why did Xerxes have to be so gay-looking? See below:

I can’t take any bad guys seriously if they wear nail polish, lipstick, and their eyebrows are more [...]